【轻松一下】You might be a Microbiologist if…

这是ASM的mail list serv.上的一个thread，中国微生物学学生有没有一些更有趣的说法？

You might be a Microbiologist if…

...you desacribe the color of your favorite sweater as "urease positive"
...you think Grape KoolAid smells like Pseudomonas aeruginosa
(Rebecca Buxton)

You take the top off the ketchup bottle with your left pinky.(Neil)

you blame gas on your pet anaerobe.
... you think the “F word” is Fertility.
(<Alderson, Gary)

you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.(Karen Baker)

You flush with your foot.(John)

You save the moldy food from your refrigerator.(Dr. Lee Hughes)

My E. coli has a virus!(Brent Barrett)

Your first vacation in Paris - you go to the Pasteur Institute (I did this!).(Mark Keen)

Regarding Louis Pasteur Institute, - me too, Jan. It was first on my mind whenever I talked about my trip to Paris!!(Ruth A. Gyure, Ph.D.)

The Pasteur Institute truly is one of the highlights of Paris for a microbiologist! and I am not one to pass by all the incredible art, food and history elsewhere in this great city. It's just that this place is spectacular and unique and no-one EXCEPT a microbiologist will understand why!(Ruth)

You might be a microbiologist if on your first trip to London you go to the John Snow Pub - (Leslie Lichtenstein, Ph.D.)